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Friday, 7 September 2018

6 THINGS PRAYER WON'T CHANGE. EVER!

6 things prayer will not change EVER.
1. God forgiving the devil so we all can live in peace.
2. The birth and rise of the antichrist. Don't forget his drive to brand foreheads and arms with his 666 number, according to Christian Prophecy.
3. That good things stop happening to bad people and vice versa. Unless you want to be in charge of controlling who gets free sunlight and rain, that ship sailed a long time ago. Might as well get used to the neighbourhood drug dealer living to a long old age with a brood of children and a beautiful faithful wife while missionaries get beheaded live in YouTube videos by ISIS.
5. That children get to choose their parents. Never going to happen in this life. Children will be born to evil parents as well as angels.
6. Everyone believing in your God. People have got the right to go to hell if they damn well please! So, quit getting so riled up when they spit your doctrine back in your face. Your God's got that covered. He's got his torture chamber all fired up. Literally

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